EK

We had this one controller that had the people skills of a rabid dog. His initials were EK.

One day I was sitting on his D-side, and one of the nicest guys we had there came up and asked EK if he wanted a break.

EK snaps at TB. TB just grins and says "You might want to smile when you say that."

EK goes off the deep end. Nothing new there. Provides a little extra entertainment. Except today, it's providing me with a whole lot of extra entertainment.

EK starts ranting "I've been working this god damned job for 28 years and if I want to fucking smile I'll fucking smile. No piss ass newbie is going to fucking tell me what the fuck to do..."

You get the idea. Takes him several minutes to wind down.

Best part is; when he unplugs and turns around to find the channel 5 news camera filming him.

God I loved my job.